Summer Movie League 2026 Draft
Bonus · published 2026-04-27 · archive #393

[0:00:00] Unidentified: Prime presents Perfect Pairings. What pairs with Reacher on Prime? Reaching for a sparkling punch delivered with Prime. You can enjoy a punch just like Reacher. Entertainment meets fast delivery. It's on Prime. Welcome aboard Via Rail. Please sit and enjoy. Please sit and sip. Play. Post. Taste. View. And enjoy. Via Rail. Love the way. Hello, welcome to another Regulation Supplemental. We are back with another summer movie extravaganza. A thing, a yearly event in which we honor Horizon in American Saga Chapter 2. It's the only reason to do this. Our love of Kevin Costner and his ability to go bankrupt over movies nobody wanted. That are done and not out yet. Yep. We're back. A whole new lineup. Do you think Horizon in American Saga Chapter 2 will make more or less money than Devil Wears Prada 2?
[0:01:01] Unidentified: It's a tough question. That is not a tough question. Neck and neck, but very interested to see how this is going to go. What percentage of people do you think that saw The Devil Wears Prada 1 and would say that's one of their favorite movies of all time also then went and saw Horizon in American Saga Chapter 1 and feel that that was one of their favorite movies of all time. Oh, zero. Zero? You don't think there's a single person? You're putting like a lot of stipulations on it. Like, saw it? Maybe five. Stanley Tucci's in both. Stanley Tucci's in Horizon? The Rhino? No, but I mean, it would be believable if he was. That guy's in everything. He just shows up. This sucks. This sucks. Guys, our solemn vow to you is that we are going to end this in a timely manner. What I mean end this, I mean like actually do the conclusion wrap-up in a timely manner for this one. We're not going to let it drag on forever. At the end of the summer? Yeah, we're going to end this at the end of the summer and kind of see where it stands. But before we can end it, we have to start it. And how are we doing this?
[0:02:02] Unidentified: We have our 98 points. We have to begin at the end. 98 points, got it. We're doing our auction in auction style. I will read out a film. We will open with Horizon in American Saga Chapter 2. Now remember, for that one specifically, nobody needs to buy it. That one can just go unsold and then it just is out of the league forever. I don't know if I want that. That was what the conclusion. No, no, no. Yeah, I think that's a great point. So let's put it on the auction block. Okay. We're doing it right now. Yep. Horizon in American Saga Chapter 2. Anyone? One. Going once. Ooh. Going twice. They both said one. They both said one. Both said one. Oh, I didn't hear it. You need to pay attention, Andrew. I'm paying attention. Who's a de facto winner? Well, there's not a winner. They have to see who's going to bid. Is anyone going for two? Well, can we find out who said one first? Pretty even. Andrew didn't hear anyone say one at all. So I don't know how we're going to do that. I mean, you guys are all in the same room together. Was there any indication? I feel like you guys would be a good source of who was first.
[0:03:03] Unidentified: No, I just felt like there was like the exact same time. Literally exact same time. I think they were both. They were both like. Okay. Well, then I guess the next person to say it. Maybe you think of a number between one and 10, Andrew, and whichever one of us gets closest. Got it. Got it. Got my number. Can we take joint ownership? No. All right, Gavin, you say your number out loud, and then I'll say my number out loud. Eight. Two. It was eight. There you go. All right, Gavin, it's yours. Gavin gets it. I don't really want it.
[0:03:25] Nick: Well, you want it. Congratulations.
[0:03:27] Unidentified: But you got it.
[0:03:28] Nick: Unless Jeff wants to go for two.
[0:03:30] Unidentified: No, I can't. All right, Gavin, you're locked in. Now, I will say, yes, one of the things we're doing this year that's a little bit different. We're doing bonus stars, essentially, like in Mario Party. Oh, I'll quickly read through those at the end of the summer. We will put all these on a wheel. We will spin the wheel. Whatever it lands on will equate to associate with a movie that somebody picked. And that person will get to either add 50 million to their score or subtract 50 million from someone else. The categories are lowest Metacritic score, lowest box office earned, most movies delayed, most movies seen, most movie theater popcorn eaten outside of a movie theater, the TVG movie of the summer, regulation movie of the summer, which will be like the audience submitted what they thought the movie was and Emily's choice and an idea that we'll have to have done at some point during a break show where Emily randomly or for whatever reason picks a film, gets sealed in the envelope, it will not be revealed.
[0:04:32] Unidentified: And it's 50 million? 50 million. 50 million. Are you going to spin the wheel once? And so it's or multiple times. Three times. Three times. Three bonuses. So it'd be a potential of 150 million dollar swing. I need to make. I'm trying to line with TPG right now. What would you pick? Does anybody else think that the eat movie theater popcorn outside of the movie theater might be tailored towards one of us in specific? Yeah. Do you think seeing the most summer movies from the guy who saw every summer movie last year might be tailored to one guy in specific? Also, Jeff, guess how many I saw in theaters, though? Zero.
[0:05:10] Nick: He's got you there.
[0:05:10] Unidentified: I would not have won. Touche. Uh-huh. Can we put biggest no's for movies? No. Okay. So the first one's down. We know the Mario Party stars, but now Gavin is down a point. He's down a point as we go into... Shot myself in the foot. A film that has a two in it. Mm-hmm. The Devil Wears Prada 2. One. Let the bidding begin. Five. Eight. Ten. Eleven. Twelve. Ooh. Eleven? Twelve. Eleven going one. Oh, did you say twelve? Mm-hmm. Twelve. Nick? Thirteen. Oh. Eric coming out of nowhere. Eric with thirteen. Going once. Fourteen. Jeff? Fourteen. Fifteen. Wow! Nick with fifteen. Nick fifteen. Wow. Nick fifteen going once. I'm out because there's no Adrian Grenier in that, so important thing to consider for
[0:06:13] Unidentified: this one. You see the boyfriend? Not in this one. Oh, he's sucked. Is that important to remember? Okay. Oh, it's just so important. Nick with fifteen going once. What do you think, Jeff? What do you think? Was it Nick or Eric with fifteen? It's Nick. It's me. Going twice. Sixteen. Oh! Whoa! Edge of my seats. Jeff was sixteen going once. Jeff was sixteen going twice. Sold to Jeff. Jeff. I'm happy with that. Sixteen points. Honestly, it was probably worth it, Jeff. I think I'm happy. I think it might be. I wonder. It's early. The best part about it is it comes out early, too. Mm-hmm. It's going to have a long run. Long runway. Get it? Next film. It's a fashion movie. Oh, I like that, Jeff. Thank you. It's pretty good. Dude, Deep Water, one, I'm in. Man, I was just scared for a second I wasn't recording. Turns out I am. Oh, am I recording? Big time. Yeah. You get your weird blue bar. Deep Water. One. Little note for this one. Yeah. Shark movie. Yep. Yeah. Starring Ben Kingsley and Aaron Eckhart.
[0:07:14] Unidentified: Yep. Oh, I'm locked in. Directed by Renny Harlan, too. Oh, my favorite schlock director of all time. Didn't he do Deep Blue Sea? Yes, I believe he did. I'm pretty sure he did. He did Twelve Rounds with John Cena. He did Die Hard 3. He's a schlocky man. Did he do 2012? Sorry, who had the, Eric, were you with one? First one on the board, I believe? I was, and then Nick said two. Yeah. I'll say three. Gavin says three. Gavin with three going once. Gavin with three going twice. Four. Four was insane. Nah. Nick with four. Right before Gavin declares it insane. Four for Nick going once. Going twice. Sold. Good job, Nick. Got him. Fucking got his ass. Four points.
[0:08:09] Nick: Nah, I feel pretty good about that.
[0:08:10] Unidentified: Fucking got his ass. That's not making any money. People like sharks. Nobody's seen this movie. People love sharks. People do love sharks. Ben Kingsley and Aaron Eckhart are pilots flying to, like, it's so, like, China money made, where they're like, we're flying to Bangkok. China money is China money. Oh, no. The plane crash, and the sharks are here. It's awesome. Nick money made. It's sort of like somebody said, instead of snakes on a plane, what about sharks in the sea? Man. But with that, we're moving on to the next film. A literary classic, Animal Farm. The kids love it. It's the George Orwell film. Is it animated? Yeah, but it's a comedy. It is animated with Seth Rogen as a voice. One. I will put one. Oh, two. Okay, Nick with one. Nick with two. I'll go three. Eric with three.
[0:09:01] Nick: I'll go four. Has anyone even seen a trailer for this? I have.
[0:09:04] Unidentified: I have seen a trailer for this. Yeah, it looks like a weird animated movie. I think it's directed by Andy Serkis. It's so. It's the whole thing is very bizarre. Jeff's at four. Yeah. Jeff's at four. Going once. Going twice. Five. Whoa. Eric with five. Eric with five going once. I don't think it's a good pick, but I got to get on the board. I got to get on the board. With five going twice. Sold to Eric. Okay. Five. I think that's going to be a little high for what I want here, but that's all right. That's okay. I got to get on the board. I got to get something here. The next one is another animal title. Back to back. Animal Friends. One. What's Animal Friends? It's Animal Friends. What's the deal with this one? It. Guys. It says it right there. Animal Friends. Ryan Reynolds. Who's in it, Andrew? Is it a DreamWorks animated film? It's a Ryan Reynolds movie. Kids movie? And I'm looking into it now.
[0:10:03] Nick: Two fugitive animals embark on an adventure across America to find the ranch that was once their home.
[0:10:10] Unidentified: We will be killing Animal Friends from the list because it got rescheduled to 2027.
[0:10:14] Nick: Oh, you should have left it. Oh. And someone would have bid on it. Ah, damn.
[0:10:17] Unidentified: All right. Let's go ahead and take out that. Damn. I was just going to put zero on that one. Get fucked. I read what year it came out, and I was so excited to trick one of you.
[0:10:28] Nick: Fuck.
[0:10:30] Unidentified: There you go. The next film on the list is a film that I don't know how to pronounce. Hookum. Hookum. Hookum. Hookum. Hookum. Saw the trailer for that the other day, Nick. Looks to Adam Scott movie. For some reason, horror movies are coming out in April and May, and I don't know why. I'm going to say one. I'm going to put one on that. I think May is the least scary month of the year. I agree. Three. Ooh, three. Oh.
[0:10:58] Nick: I saw the trailer. I don't know.
[0:11:00] Unidentified: The trailer's fucking, it's really something.
[0:11:03] Nick: Look at how fucking stupid that looks.
[0:11:05] Unidentified: Yeah. It's a, I'm going to say. Three going once. Andrew with the dumb movie going twice. Yeah. I think it's. Three points. I think it's got to be you, man. I think you got it. Yeah, I think you got it. I locked in the dumb Adam Scott movie. Yeah. Sold to me. We saw the trailer. Three points. We went and saw Escape, Exit 8 the other day, and that trailer plays before it, and we just, it was the whole theater going, what? It was very strange. For every trailer. Yep. I'm so excited about this one. The next film, Billie Eilish hit me hard and soft. James Cameron, isn't it? What? Is it? Isn't it? For real? I'll do, I'll do, I'll bid one for that, two, three, four, five, six, seven, two, rich. I'm trying to confirm that James Cameron is involved in this. Who had the most recent bid, sorry? Gavin's at seven, I believe. Seven? Gavin at seven. Oh, I'm sorry. Jeff, was that you at seven?
[0:12:05] Unidentified: I'm at seven, yeah. Jeff is at seven. It is directed by James Cameron and Billie Eilish, are the credits. Oh, wow. To my two favorite directors. The director of The Abyss and the girl who did the song from the Barbie movie. It was awesome. Jeff with seven going once. I'll do eight. Why not? Eric with eight going once. Nine. Oh. Gavin with nine going once. Gavin with nine going twice. Yeah, I think Gavin's going to take it. Sold to Gavin. Yeah. It's a concert movie, so I'm up in the air. I bet that does $125 million. I just assume it's not going to be worth watching at home. Yeah. People go see it 3D in that. And it'll be more expensive, bigger ticket price, I assume? I think it'll do well. That's a great point. I think you get a good one there. That could be a big scale. I don't know for nine points that it's worth it, but I do think that it's, I think it's a pretty good get. Yeah. I feel like these tour docs do really well lately. I just don't know if, does Billie Eilish have a song out right now?
[0:13:07] Unidentified: I guess. Either way. But then she might. She's still in the zeitgeist. It's true. It's true. I wonder if there's a Billie Eilish popcorn bucket. I think she directs a lot of her own videos, too. Oh, that's cool. I do hope that there's a popcorn bucket for this next film, The Sheep Detective. One. I just want a sheep. Can you eat 20? Did you say 20? One. No, fuck no. One. 20. One. Nick with 20. No. Nick with one on the board. I'll put, I'll put three on this. Four. I'll put five on this. What is this? What are you talking? Really? On Sheep Detective? On Sheep. Hugh Jackman? Sheep murder? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that name carries the weight. Do we see the same trailer, Eric and Gavin? I don't think they saw this trailer. Oh, I remember this trailer. Yeah. The shepherd reads aloud a murder mystery, pretending his sheep can understand. When he is found dead, the sheep realize at once it was a murder. Oh no, he dies? Oh. I can't believe you skipped four on The Sheep Detective.
[0:14:09] Unidentified: I couldn't have been more surprised to see that that wasn't an animated film. Yeah. I just Googled it. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, he's got Emma Thompson and Bryan Cranston. Are you at five? Five going once to me. Oh God. Five going twice.
[0:14:24] Nick: Nick, what are you thinking? Six.
[0:14:26] Unidentified: What? Whoa. Wow. What is wrong with you? That's too rich for my, you've made me sheepish. There's so many names in this movie, but will anyone go and see it? No. I don't know.
[0:14:38] Nick: Going twice. People like the old. Nick with six. The old folks solving mysteries. Maybe the like sheep.
[0:14:43] Unidentified: Sold to Nick at six points. Nick has the sheep detective. That is a movie. Nick with deep water and the sheep detective.
[0:14:51] Nick: Real animal theme. And it only cost me ten. Incredible. I feel confident. Next up. Mortal Kombat 2. About what? One. About my chances.
[0:15:03] Unidentified: Oh, okay. I'm going to put seven. Two. What? Is this going to make as much money as the first one? How much of the first one? I have no idea. I think the first Mortal Kombat movie made like quite a bit. Well, from like back in the day? No, no, no, no, no. Like the one that came out that we saw at the theater. I thought it was also a simultaneous release to streaming. It was. I think it may have been pandemic time. It was to streaming.
[0:15:26] Nick: It was a pandemic movie because we rented out a theater to go see it, Gavin. So it probably didn't do that well. I don't think I went. I don't. So you rented it out. Gavin wasn't there. Eric was pointing at me like I was there there.
[0:15:41] Unidentified: Well, Meg rented it out. What? What are you talking about? You didn't get invited to Meg's Mortal Kombat movie? Did she have a secret screening with all her friends and not me? Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I wasn't invited either, apparently. Maybe Gavin was out playing bingo. There you go. Well, Mortal Kombat 2. What are you at? Seven, Andrew? I'm at seven. I'm going to text my wife. I haven't gone once. Tell her. I haven't gone twice. They have a popcorn bucket that looks like Shao Kahn. That's awesome. That's awesome. At seven. Okay. Andrew, you got it. Hell yeah. I think it's probably appropriately priced. Maybe. I don't know if it'll do as well. Session. For men? I'll say one on this. What is this film? I'll say three. Ooh, damn. What are they obsessed about? Yeah, who is this? The plot of the movie is a guy has a crush on this girl that is in his friend group and he goes to a magic store and he wishes that she was obsessed with him and it goes horribly
[0:16:41] Unidentified: wrong. Oh, four. It's another horror movie that comes out in May. It's like an A24 or something? I don't know that it's A24, but it looks like it's trying to trick you into thinking. Not to be confused with the 2025 movie called Obsession. Did Meg rent that theater out for that one? I don't think so. Wait, 2025. This is 2026. It was pushed back. This was, yeah, yeah, this was a film festival release. Oh, okay.
[0:17:05] Nick: It was just from.
[0:17:07] Unidentified: What are we at?
[0:17:08] Nick: I think, I said four. Oh, well.
[0:17:12] Unidentified: I don't think it's going to make it a ton.
[0:17:15] Nick: I don't think it will. Andy Richter's in it. Oh, well. Shit, I had no idea.
[0:17:23] Unidentified: Me with six going once. Going twice. Sold to me with six. Do you do not sound happy at all? That was so sad. I know it. My brain was doing a lot. Whereas, like, I would have been really happy with that at five. Hasn't been the most Eeyore answer. Feels like Ransom. Is God Is. Is God Is is the next movie. One. Two. Nick with two. What the hell is this? Bloody Hot Coffee. Upcoming American thriller. Starring Sterling K. Brown. David A. Fox. Nick with three, I believe. Is that what you're saying? Two. Nick with two. Going once. I'll go three. Jeff with three. Going once. Going twice. Sold to Jeff at three.
[0:18:24] Unidentified: I don't think he's going to make any money. I'll give it a try for three. Why not? Yeah. Next movie on the list. In the gray. One. Two. Four. Nick with two. Five. Eric with four.
[0:18:43] Nick: I don't know what this movie is. Nick with five. It's a Guy Ritchie movie.
[0:18:46] Unidentified: Oh. Guy Ritchie. Henry Cavill. Jake Gyllenhaal. But it's an, we're only doing American box office. Oh. That's true. We're only doing American box office. 97 minutes. It is a 98 minute long action film, which makes me feel like it knows what it is. It's always a good sign. Six. Seven. Eric. Nick with seven.
[0:19:07] Nick: Jeez.
[0:19:09] Unidentified: Yeah. I think that's as high as I go. Don't let me down, Guy. Nick with seven. When has he, when, what was the last time you went, Guy Ritchie? Dude, box office mogul right here. I know, but. Going twice to Nick. Sold to Nick. Look at the cast.
[0:19:26] Nick: Okay. Feel good? Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal's in it. Fuck. You want it?
[0:19:33] Unidentified: All yours, bud.
[0:19:35] Nick: Yep.
[0:19:35] Unidentified: All yours. Next up is I Love Boosters. One. Two. I don't even know how to describe this film. I love Boosters. I'll say three. Four. Four. When it starts getting up in like that five territory, it's hard to like. Yeah. Get to it. I also feel like. I mean, you gotta save your points for UFC freedom. Was this pushed back? I feel like this was a movie that was supposed to be out like last year, maybe. Was it? Nah, maybe not. Maybe not. We did a Falcon event where we watched the trailer for it. Yeah. And it looks very crazy. In like almost Wes Anderson-y quirky way. What are we at? Four. Andrew's at four. Four going once to me. Four going twice. I just don't think it's gonna. Is it? Nah, I don't think so. No. No, no, no, no. Sold to me at four. Yeah. Mm. You seem pretty bummed with most of your picks so far.
[0:20:35] Unidentified: Yeah, you really do. No, it's like I'm looking at it. I'm like I could have like 150 million or 60 million right now with my four movies. Prime presents Perfect Pairings. What pairs with Reacher on Prime? Reaching for a sparkling punch delivered with Prime. It's an unbelievable feeling when you're enjoying a punch. At the same time Reacher is enjoying punching people. Wow, he's still punching people. Entertainment meets fast delivery. It's on Prime. Welcome aboard via rail. Please sit and enjoy. Please sit and stretch. Steep. Flip. Or that and enjoy. Via rail. Love the way. The next one. 25. Arguably the first juggernaut.
[0:21:35] Unidentified: Star Wars, The Mandalorian, and Grogu. 25. Eric with 25.
[0:21:40] Nick: 26.
[0:21:43] Unidentified: Nick with 26. 30. Eric with 30. Bit of up, Nick. 31. 35. Eric with 35. Mm, mm, mm, mm.
[0:21:57] Nick: Mm.
[0:21:59] Unidentified: 35 going once. 35 going twice to Eric. 36. 37. 37 going once to Eric. 38. 39. 39 to Eric going once. Gavin, you're not going to get it on the? 41. Gavin out of nowhere with 40. I could feel him going once. Behind me. I said 41. I said 41. Eric with 41. 41. I like that the auctioneer is the only one not in the room. Turn up your headphones. I've turned them up. You guys are quiet. It's probably, it's discord. It's quiet. Eric with 41. Going once. Eric with, with, with Grogu. Star Wars. Going twice. 32. Did you say 32? 42. Oh, okay. Gavin with 42. Going once. I'll do 45. Oh. Eric with 45.
[0:22:59] Unidentified: Going once. Nick. Going twice. What's that? Did you say 46? Nope.
[0:23:05] Nick: Yeah, he did. He said it.
[0:23:07] Unidentified: Sold to Eric. Thank you. 45.
[0:23:10] Nick: It's probably worth it, honestly.
[0:23:12] Unidentified: Yeah. Well, I don't know. Yeah. I don't think it's going to make what it would have made a year ago. No. But I think that. A year ago? Enough moms. Fuck. Eight years ago. I think it, I think it has been in like the cultural zeitgeist for long enough that moms will go see baby Yoda. My, uh, my wife saw the trailer and said, I want to see that. And I said, A, it's space problems. And B, you could just watch the fucking TV show. And she said, yeah, but the TV show is not called the, it's not called the alien. So she, I want to see the movie. I like the TV show. Won't have the baby Yoda in it enough, but he's in the title of the movie. Yoda is going to do the heavy lifting for me this year. That in animal stitch. Yeah. I reckon you got a good deal there. Yeah. I feel good about it. I think it was appropriately priced. Yeah. Next movie is pressure. One. A war film starring Brendan Fraser. Two. People like Brendan. Two going once. Dude, this is his picture. Oh no. He looks concerned.
[0:24:12] Unidentified: Two going twice.
[0:24:16] Nick: Sold at two. I think that's a great. That's what you got. Oh wow.
[0:24:21] Unidentified: No, I'm not worried about it at all. He looks like Andrew when he announces his wins on the show. Who took it with two? Was that Nick? Yep. You got it. I think that was a steal. Yeah. World War II movies do great. We'll see. He's just, he's just saying stuff. What? Wait, the next film.
[0:24:41] Nick: If you, you.
[0:24:42] Unidentified: Okay. The Furious. What is this? I'll say four. This, this is the, this is the big fight movie that's from. Big fight movie. Is it the one from the guys that made The Raid and stuff? I don't know if the director is involved, but yeah, it's a lot of the same actors in it. Oh. I don't know that it's going to make it three, I guess. Four. I said four. Oh, did you? You did. But what if I say four also? I already said it. Oh, I see. I see. I'm thinking of a number. Okay. Five. Four going once to me? Yeah. I think, I think you might just can have it maybe. Four going twice? Five. Oh, what a move by Jeff. Jeff with the five right here through the guy. I already said five. Oh, sorry. Gavin said five. Gavin's got it. Gavin said five. Did Gavin say five? He did.
[0:25:36] Nick: Yeah. Never heard of it. I thought he was doing a joke, but five. What? Five. Five. What was the joke? Are you not familiar with us?
[0:25:44] Unidentified: Six. Oh. He didn't let it go to going twice. On himself. The auctioneer. Yep. Yep. Yep. I wanted to build that tension and I wanted to get back to you because it was mad. I like it, man. It's good stuff. I wanted you to wait on two as well. I liked it. Six going once. Six going twice. You're just going to let that go, Nick? Yeah. Yes. Sold to me with six. I think he knows what he's doing. But I think he's getting the TPG movie of the year. This isn't the TPG movie of the summer. I don't know what is. Yeah. I think you're right. You still got to spin that wheel and land on it. That's true. It's not a guarantee. All right. Who has the guts to take the breadwinner? One. What is it? What is it? Gavin with one. This is. That movie looks like shit. It's going to be. I think like. I don't know that his career is going to survive this. Oh, is this the. The Nate Bargatsi movie. This is the Nate Bargatsi movie. The Nate Bargatsi one.
[0:26:44] Unidentified: Yeah.
[0:26:44] Nick: Who's that? He's a comedian.
[0:26:45] Unidentified: It's him right there. See? I think I know who that is.
[0:26:48] Nick: This is what you have one on right here. Oh. It's about a dad who doesn't know how to take care of his children. Okay. So, you know, a movie that's ripe for 30 years ago. Will Forte. I'm in. Okay.
[0:27:01] Unidentified: Gavin with one going once. Two. Jeff with two going once. Going twice. Three. Whoa. The man who called the film ripe for 30 years ago. Yep. Swoops in with three. Nostalgia is big. Going once. Nostalgia is big, boys. Nick with three going twice. Four. Oh. Wow. Wow. This is huge.
[0:27:38] Nick: That's too rich for my blood.
[0:27:40] Unidentified: Oh, boy. A back and forth only comparable to Pong. Going once with Jeff. You can just go ahead and write it down. Nobody's got the guts. Going twice. Yeah. It's a bunch of cowards. Sold to Jeff. With four points. Jeff, you got it. I'll bet on Bargazi. That could be a big, big win for you. I could see it making money. That makes 50 million.
[0:28:02] Nick: I could see it also disappearing.
[0:28:03] Unidentified: Yeah. Absolutely. I agree with that. The breadwinner is coming to streaming incredibly early. Is the back rooms. One. I'll say two. Adaption of the video game. I'll say three. I'm a big fan of this guy's YouTube channel. And he's the one that's, like, putting this all together. Oh, he is? Yeah. Kane Pixels is a guy who's, like, I think he's directing or, like, co-directing this thing. I like the cast as well. Four. I'll say, ooh. Oh, man. Do I go five? I don't know that it's going to make that much. It's a real coin flip. Yeah? Five.
[0:28:42] Nick: Ooh.
[0:28:44] Unidentified: Shit. Five to one? Once. I, like, I want to see it. But after seeing Exit 8, it's making me nervous.
[0:28:53] Nick: Yeah, but that was the same spot. This, at least, is different each time. Going twice. What's it at right now? It's at five?
[0:29:00] Unidentified: Five. That's so. I'll do six. Nice. Whoa. Jeff, that's a good out-of-nowhere move. Jeff with six. I like it. Coming out of the back room. He's coming out. It's me with seven. Whoa! Gavin, now's your time. Do you know what it is, Gavin? No. Seven going once.
[0:29:18] Nick: Do you know what the back rooms are? It's a game. Lots of games.
[0:29:22] Unidentified: I'll see it. I'll go eight. It's a game? I thought it was just, like, creepy videos. Yeah. Well, they're based off the game. Oh. Or filmed in the game. Oh. Okay. There's also 30 different back rooms games. Yes, there are. I thought there would be at least nine, which is how many points I'm putting on. Whoa! That's too rich for my blood. Whoa. Nine for back. I really didn't think it was going to go past three. I'm really surprised. Nine going once. I mean, I'm going to go see this, so you can count on my money. Yeah, I'm going to see it as well. Nine going twice. I'm not going now. It's a little to me at nine. I think it does a hundred million dollars, though. You think so? What? Yes. Somewhere between 90 and 110. I don't think it's going to do that. I don't think so. You think it's going to have, like, the Five Nights at Freddy's crowd going in? Yeah, for sure. There's a... My daughter's age, they love the back rooms. Mm. Yeah. People like Bernie and Vanessa are obsessed with the back rooms. Interesting. Next on the list, Power Ballad. One. One. Oh. Nick got it first. I'll say three.
[0:30:23] Unidentified: Wow. What is it? Paul Rudd and Nick Jonas' movie. Oh. Nick Jonas, I think, playing himself. That's Nick Jonas. And Paul Rudd not playing himself. Mm-hmm. Mm. Musical comedy drama. No, thank you.
[0:30:38] Nick: I think I might be out.
[0:30:39] Unidentified: Nick Jonas steals Paul Rudd's song. I think I'm the leading bid with three. Going once. No. Is this connected to the Christmas movie? Sold to me. Andrew's got it. Three points. Kind of a bit happier about that one. Yeah.
[0:30:58] Nick: I feel great about that. Big Jonas guy.
[0:31:01] Unidentified: Oh. Love the Christmas movie. Mr. Fantasy's in it? Crazy. Tapping back into nostalgia, though. Mm-hmm. Jared Leto. Production. It is? Masters of the Universe. Yes. He's the voice of Skeletor. And he's producing it. Which is how he's in all of his movies. I don't want to... Watch a single second of him ever, so I'm going to put nothing, I think. Yeah. Is he in the movie or just his voice? He's Skeletor. Just Skeletor. Skeletor. Just Skeletor. I can do it. That's not how he does the voice. I can deal with that. I know. He does it wrong. One.
[0:31:34] Nick: Five. There's a Skeletor. Six.
[0:31:37] Unidentified: Seven.
[0:31:38] Nick: Put it in the other slack.
[0:31:40] Unidentified: Have you seen the sword? The Pepsi sword cup that they made for this? Eight. And see how there's a popcorn bucket? Yes, I have. It's fantastic. You can detach the sword from the bottom of it so you don't stab anyone. Eight. I saw my son's eyes light up when I saw the trailer for this. I saw my eyes light up when I saw the trailer for this.
[0:31:54] Nick: And I saw Jeff and his friend's eyes light up.
[0:31:58] Unidentified: It might be the only thing that Archie and Jeff are equally excited about.
[0:32:03] Nick: I think Archie likes hiding candy like Jeff does. Oh, yeah.
[0:32:06] Unidentified: He likes finding candy.
[0:32:08] Nick: Similarly aligned. He likes to make people...
[0:32:09] Unidentified: Eight going once. I'm at ten. Wow. Jeff at ten. I went straight to ten. Gavin. Eleven. Gavin, do you think this makes back half its budget? I think this will do well. You think so? What's the budget? I'll say twelve. The budget's between 170 and 200 million. Thirteen. Okay. Nick at thirteen. Going once. Going twice. Sold to Nick at thirteen.
[0:32:39] Nick: I'm pretty happy with that.
[0:32:40] Unidentified: That could be a bargain. That was an argument. I think thirteen's about right for that. I don't think it'll perform as well as I want it to, but I think it'll do okay.
[0:32:47] Nick: Rest assured, I will be seeing that. By myself, with my son, and with other people. It's not really by yourself with your son.
[0:32:54] Unidentified: What? I think he was meaning he was going once by himself and twice with his son. Right. Maybe doing some scouting to see if it's age appropriate.
[0:33:02] Nick: Comma. With my son. Comma. Then other people.
[0:33:06] Unidentified: Oh, he uses the Oxford comma. I like that. Thank you. Next up on the list. One. Scary movie. Two. Four. The Wayans are back. Five. Six. Eight. Jeff with eight. Nine. Eric with nine. Google scary movies. Going once. 2026. There hasn't been a Wayans one in a while. And everyone's back. 10. 11. 12. Eric with 11 going once. 12. Doofy's back. Jeff with 12. Oh. What's it rated? It's 13. What's it rated? 13. Eric with 13. What's it rated? It's rated R. Oh. I'm out. Eric with 13 going once. 14. Jeff with 14 going once. All years. Wish I could trade that for Masters of the Universe.
[0:34:07] Unidentified: He said all years. Yeah. 14. Yeah. Sold to Jeff. 14. Jeff sounding like Andrew on that one. Yeah. I don't think it's a bad. I get it. I don't think it's a bad. I feel like that could go. Like it could go either way. It's going to go either way. Yeah. Going to make a ton or absolutely nothing.
[0:34:27] Nick: Oh shit. I should have read this more.
[0:34:28] Unidentified: I know. It's another one. I know my wife is excited about it. What did you find Nick?
[0:34:33] Nick: Oh nothing. Just that I've made some decisions that I'm not very happy with at the moment. Looking further than the list. Yeah. You got to look down the list. Yeah. I don't. Yeah. A lot.
[0:34:42] Unidentified: There's a lot still hanging out there. Led by RuPaul. Stop that train. One. Gavin with one. Going once. Gavin with one going twice. Never heard of the movie. Sold to Gavin. I think it'll make a little bit of money. I don't think it's going to make. I don't think it's positioned to make a lot of money. You know what I mean? I think that it is. Anything for one. Yeah. I think one is a great price for that. I think that's a steal. I think one is a steal. As Jeff has said. I think that was appropriately priced. Bouncing away from a train though. That was Gavin, right? Gavin with one. It was Gavin. Steven Spielberg production. Returning to the alien life. Put one in there. Disclosure day. One. Two. Five. I'm out. Eight. Ten. Twelve. Thirteen.
[0:35:43] Unidentified: Fifteen. Sixteen. Twenty. When was the last time you directed a movie? Mm-mm. Eric with 20. Going once. Eric with 20. Going twice. Twenty-one. Twenty-one. Twenty-two. Twenty-three. Twenty-four. Twenty-six. Twenty-eight. Thirty. Thirty-two. Thirty-three. What a climb. Thirty-three. Thirty-five. Eric with 35. Going once. Going twice. Thirty-six. Oh! Four years. Jeff with 36. Going once. Going twice. Forty. Whoa! That's nuts. Eric with 40.
[0:36:43] Unidentified: Going once. That's still. Going twice. Sold to Eric with 40 points. I think it's still a good deal. I think I. Steven Spielberg. Alien movie. Summer blockbuster. I think that there's enough around it where people are not seeing stuff before it or after it, but they will go and see a Spielberg movie. There's more to it than that, too. It is. The movie has been couched under the idea that there's a soft disclosure. He's going to disclose. He says it's more fact than fiction, and it's going to, like, if it hits just right, it's going to be a cultural phenomenon. Yep. Oh. There are people saying that this is him revealing aliens. Hell yeah. I'm excited. There are. And there is some paperwork to back that up. Well, the next thing in theaters, which is certainly going to compete with Disclosure Day, UFC Freedom 250, Gavin with one.
[0:37:47] Unidentified: And which fighter are you most looking forward to on that card? Jimmy Biscuits. What? What? Eric with one going once. No, not me. Oh, it was Gavin. I said Gavin, and Jeff corrected me. I thought it was Eric. I thought I heard Eric. You the one. Gavin. Jeff is fucked up about Disclosure Day. Sold to Gavin. My one's this year. You can have it. I never get any one, buddy. Oh, shit. I got mixed up like that. See? Even Eric doesn't know. I got mixed up like Jeff. Yep. Prime presents Perfect Pairings. What pairs with Reacher on Prime? Reaching for a sparkling punch delivered with Prime. It's an unbelievable feeling when you're enjoying a punch. At the same time, Reacher is enjoying punching people. Wow. He's still punching people. Entertainment meets fast delivery.
[0:38:47] Unidentified: It's on Prime. Welcome aboard via rail. Please sit and enjoy. Please sit and sip. Play. Post. Taste. View. And enjoy. Via rail. Love the way. Another Hugh Jackman joint. The Death of Robin Hood. Next film on the board. Two. A24 film. Oh, shit. Two. What were you doing? Four. Did that mean no money to you, Nick? Is that your reaction to A24? Yeah. Wait. Where are we at for this? Yeah. Who's got what? Where are we at? It's Nick with two, I believe. Nick with two.
[0:39:30] Nick: Oh. I'll put three. Okay. Okay. You saved me for myself.
[0:39:38] Unidentified: I think it's a really interesting list, Andrew. Variety of stuff. That's for sure. That is one way to classify it, yeah. I just don't know how to, like, we're all over the place. A lot of horror, I guess, but Death of Robin Hood with three points to me, going once. Going twice. Sold. Unlike Air Bud. With the results of that one. I'm fine with killing him. Maybe. Get rid of Robin Hood. Don't need him. Speaking of death and getting older. Time's changing. Toy Story 5. 8. 20. Oh, man. 21.
[0:40:22] Nick: 30. Wow. 31. 32. 33.
[0:40:31] Unidentified: Nick, go all in. Nick with 33. I just bid. Nick, go all in. Typho. He's not going to stop. 35. He's not going to stop. Nick with 35. Going once. 36. Gavin with 36. Going once. Going twice. Dude, that's a real cheap price. 37. Yeah. Okay. Man, guys. It's real cheap. Why didn't he throw in a bid? They're out. Eric is out. I can't eat. Eric's got nothing. I got other stuff to bid on. 37 going once. 37 going twice. Ah, 38. 39. Boy. 40 going once to Gavin. Hold on. Let me do math. 40 going twice to Gavin. Nick. Ooh, okay.
[0:41:31] Unidentified: Sold to Gavin at 40 points. Thank you very much. A steal. I'm interested. Toy Story 4 sucked. So it will be interesting. I assume it sucked, but it's surely made some good buns.
[0:41:47] Nick: It did, but it just undid the really cathartic ending of 3. But then the Buzz Lightyear movie didn't do super well, did it? No, but it was just totally separate from that universe, it felt like. It was, yeah.
[0:42:02] Unidentified: Separate from the universe as well is a film called Girls Like Girls. What's that about? Gavin was the one. I believe it's about girls liking girls. Ah, that checks out. Nuns. You know what? I stand corrected. It is about nuns. Is it Gavin with one? It's Gavin with one. Oh. Nick figured he'd throw one in also, but just sort of sit back. Definitely not the same time. I heard Gavin first. Oh. Yeah, it was not the same time, so don't worry about that. You can do two if you want, Nick. Oh, I could. I'm not sure who he was making fun of. It sounded like Gavin, but Jeff was the one who said it. But directed at me, yeah.
[0:42:40] Nick: Gavin with one going one. Gavin with one going two. We have fun here.
[0:42:47] Unidentified: Going two. Yep. Going two to three. Sold to Gavin with one. Thank you. Gavin has some. Back to back. Biggins. I like when Nick starts swinging wild. Yeah. It's just, it's at anyone. That's exciting. Let me lose.
[0:43:03] Nick: Set me free.
[0:43:03] Unidentified: You know, lock in that point on there, Andrew, or what's up? Tram. Next film. Supergirl. One. Two. Eight. Nine. Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. Eighteen. Twenty. Nice. Twenty-one. Twenty-two. Twenty-five. Twenty-five. Twenty-five? Yeah. Twenty-six. Nick just leaving this one on the table. He doesn't want it. He wants the next couple. No. Twenty-six going once. Twenty-six going twice. Twenty-seven.
[0:43:55] Nick: Oh, what a move. It's a good move, Jeff. Didn't Gavin outbid himself last year? I believe so.
[0:44:00] Unidentified: Yeah, yeah. Twenty-seven going once. He got UFC Freedom 250 for once. Twenty-seven going twice. Twenty-eight. Whoa! Twenty-seven going once. Twenty-eight going twice. Twenty-nine. Oof. Twenty-nine. Whoa! Oh, my. Back and forth they go! Thirty-one once. Thirty-one twice. Thirty-one. I love this. My blood. I love that. Thirty-one. Wow, really? That's too rich for Supergirl? It's too rich for you? Thirty-one going twice to Jeff. I went all in on it. Sold to Jeff. Thirty-one points. Jeff, I think that's great. I think it's a good pickup. I got a good feeling. For thirty-one also, I think it's pretty decent. Yeah. And I need a big movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[0:45:00] Unidentified: Why? You have is, God is. That's true. It's true. It's true. Next up. I did not know that there was a Jackass 5. This is exciting. It is and it isn't. Oh, no. What is it? It's sort of like a, it's like they filmed some new stuff, but a lot of it's like unseen footage and best ofs. Oh, really? It's called The Best and the Last or something, I think.
[0:45:18] Nick: One.
[0:45:20] Unidentified: Two. Three. Four. Ooh. Mm. You know what? Jackass 5. Going in for 5. You're not going in for 8? 5 for 5, eh? Yep. I thought you were going to say 8. Nope. I'll do 6. No, it's Jackass 5. God damn it. Nah. Stick it to him. I think it's worth 6. Stick it to him.
[0:45:42] Nick: Say 8. Stick it to him, Eric.
[0:45:44] Unidentified: So many laughs, it should be 6. Going once. Going twice. Spend your money. I think that's yours, Andrew. Sold to me with 6 points. I think that's a good deal. That's a good deal. I think so. But like, I'm the target demographic and I was not aware that this movie is coming out. They haven't done a great job of promoting it. Yeah. I think that'll be at least 10 million a point. I feel like I saw an interview with Johnny Knoxville like three weeks ago where he said they had essentially no footage for it, which makes me feel like it's very likely going to get pushed. Yeah, I think so too. Well, there you go. Next up is The Invite. One. What? That's Nick for sure. Nick, this is an A24 movie. Ball. Yeah, but it has Edward Norton in it. It does. It also has Seth Rogen. And Olivia Wilde. The Penelope Groove. Oh, Seth Rogen's in two. Yeah. Shit. Yeah.
[0:46:44] Unidentified: I'll put two on that. Three. Too rich for my blood. Nick with three going once. Nick loves these A24 movies, man. Nick with three going twice. Once. Sold to Nick with three points. I think things are about to get crazy. No. You think? Next up on the list. Minions and Monsters. Ten. Oh, man. Oh, what? I was even looking at this movie. Is this a Minions movie? No. It's a Minions movie. No, it's a Monsters movie. Yeah, it is. Oh, I haven't. They're crossing over, finally. Minions versus the Monsters from Monsters, Inc. Is this the Monsters Dark Cinematic Universe, or what is it? Oh, I haven't budgeted for this. Oh, shit. This is throwing me. 30.
[0:47:31] Nick: Who's got 30? Did you just say 30? Yeah. 31. Wow. 35. 40.
[0:47:42] Unidentified: 41.
[0:47:44] Nick: 42.
[0:47:46] Unidentified: 43. 45. Wow. Nick, bid him up to 51.
[0:48:01] Nick: 46. Going once. 47. 48. 49. 50.
[0:48:09] Unidentified: Just do 51. He can't match you.
[0:48:12] Nick: I know, but I'm debating. 51. Nice. Wow. 51 to Nick. Going once. I think Despicable Me was my downfall two years ago.
[0:48:25] Unidentified: That's it. No one can outbid him. Oh, yeah. It's all you, Nick. You get it. You don't have to. That may not have been worth it. Oh, I think that was a very good move. You don't think a Minions movie is going to be the move for you? It's going to make a lot of money. That's going to become maybe the seventh movie ever to hit Billy. You're going to get to see so many movies this summer with Archie that you own. Yep. That's true. You're being a good dad here with this list. Next up, Young Washington. One. The fuck is that? Gavin with one. Gavin's got it. George Washington. I think he has it. I don't think anyone else is going to put any money on this. It is a George Washington movie. Ben Kingsley. He's a little over this summer. He's in deep blue or whatever. So is Andy Serkis in this. He fought the shark and the British. Gavin with one going once. Going twice. Sold to Gavin. Man, I'm loving my one.
[0:49:15] Nick: Kelsey Grammer.
[0:49:18] Unidentified: You mean Beast? He is Thomas Fairfax. No, I thought maybe he was going to be like something cool. Ben Franklin-esque. Ben and Nick Darnold or some shit. Next up is Moana. One. Eight. The live action.
[0:49:34] Nick: Do you have that much left? Eight. He's got eight.
[0:49:37] Unidentified: He has eight.
[0:49:38] Nick: What do I have?
[0:49:39] Unidentified: That screenshot from that movie. Nine. No. It's such a piece of dumb shit.
[0:49:44] Nick: What did you say, Andrew? I said 12. Did you just outbid me? How many do you have? Yeah.
[0:49:50] Unidentified: I'll bid 12. Yeah. He locked you out. He sure did. Wow, Jeff. You're not jumping in on this, huh? 13. This is money. Oh, 13. Jeff with 13. This is money in the bank, Jeff. Jeff with 13. Going one.
[0:50:04] Nick: Free money.
[0:50:06] Unidentified: Going twice. 14. Oh. Gavin with 14. Going once. Going twice. 15. Oh. I love it. Jeff, 15. Going once. Going twice. Ooh, that's a lot of action. Disney's do money. Yep. Sometimes. Sold to Jeff. I think, Jeff, I think that's a great pick. Especially like late game for you. I think that's such a good pick. It's a bargain. That's huge. There's just other stuff on this list. Yeah. I didn't want to accidentally win that for 16. Got to go in on. I kind of wanted you to actually, but that's okay. I think you've done really well. I figured I couldn't lose either way there. Yeah. Next up on the list is The Odyssey. Ooh, 8. Christopher Nolan's next film. Apparently a total nightmare. What? The film. Really? Why? I don't know. 10. Because they probably wanted real locations and IMAX cameras, and that's just going to be a fucking headache. 12.
[0:51:06] Unidentified: Damn it. Ah, you're a bastard. 30. Did you say? 30. Oh. Did you say 30? 30 or 13. 13. I also heard 30. Here again. 14. Ooh. 15. 16. 17. Wow. 18. 19. 20. 20. How about English?
[0:51:34] Nick: He said 22.
[0:51:35] Unidentified: Did he? Yeah. 22. 20. He said 23. That's true. That sounded like 30 to me. I think he said 30. No, that's 23. I heard 30. I heard 30. It's the second time I've heard 30 in this meeting. Let's call it to a vote. 30? I heard it. 25. 30. Whoa! That heard 30 for the third time! Oh, wow!
[0:51:58] Nick: Didn't sound like Gavin.
[0:51:59] Unidentified: 30 going once?
[0:52:00] Nick: 30! What?
[0:52:03] Unidentified: What a bargain for the Odyssey. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 40 going once. 41. Yeah, there you go. 42. Gavin, do it. Do it, Gavin. Going once. 43. 44. I'm out. You locked him out. You got it. 44 for Andrew. Ooh! That's more than I would've wanted to pay, but, like, of what's available, I think it's gonna get messy. Well, I mean, I think it's gonna do good, right? You just gave Gavin Spider-Man. I'll be honest, I would've bid probably up to, like, 60 on that one. Yeah. It's gonna do really well. Oh, it would've been great. It's not gonna not do well. No. Oh, yeah. Jesus, man, we still have so many. Yeah. Next up is Cutoff.
[0:53:03] Unidentified: One. What's Cutoff? The audience wants to know.
[0:53:08] Nick: Oh, it's Jonah Hill flick.
[0:53:09] Unidentified: It is a Jonah Hill. Oh. All here's man. Oh, but Kristen Wiig's in it. She might save it. With one.
[0:53:18] Nick: Nathan Lane?
[0:53:18] Unidentified: I bet it gets pushed. I bet it doesn't even come out.
[0:53:21] Nick: Bette Midler?
[0:53:22] Unidentified: Bette Midler? Hell yeah. Going twice. What is it at? One for Gavin? Yeah. One. Two. Jeff with two. Going once. Twice. Sold. Jeff. I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that. You know, Jeff, all yours. Yeah, I know. Who is that? Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill, man. He looks like...
[0:53:49] Nick: Shit.
[0:53:49] Unidentified: Who's the guy from Kick-Ass? McLovin? Nah. Oh. Aaron Taylor Johnson? Aaron Taylor Johnson. He does? In that first... Nicholas K. Are you sure? Do it again. A movie that Jeff will probably want. Yep. Evil Dead Burner. One. One. Oh. Five. Wow. Six.
[0:54:13] Nick: Seven.
[0:54:14] Unidentified: Fuck. Eight. I think it was seven going once.
[0:54:18] Nick: I'll do eight.
[0:54:20] Unidentified: I'm out. Jeff with eight. Damn. Jeff with eight going once. Going twice. Sold to Jeff. That might be a little high for that. I agree, but it's not a bad one to have. It's a five or a six, but I'll take it. Those are usually pretty successful. It'll be all right. I just love the franchise. Yeah. I get it. Spider-Man brand new day. Oh, man.
[0:54:44] Nick: Gavin, just let... You couldn't even let me say 12? Nope.
[0:54:47] Unidentified: Because then I'd have to get it for 13. You would. Yep. Well, there you go. Gavin got it. That's the bargain of the year. Yep. Yeah, that is... The math, really? Spider-Man and Toy Story. I wonder. Oh, well, this season's over. Fuck. Yeah, but he's got UFC freedom. That will lose money. He'll owe. I want your sex. He still has 32. Fuck. One. That would be funnier if we ever did this again, but not with gross and only net profitability. Two. Jackass 5 would be a great get then, probably. Is this a George Michael biopic or something? No, it's just a movie, I think. Oh. It's just... Two.
[0:55:32] Nick: I think I played this all wrong again.
[0:55:34] Unidentified: Two going once. I feel like that every year, and I somehow do it right there.
[0:55:36] Nick: You have...
[0:55:38] Unidentified: Two going twice. Yep. Just on the title, I'm going to have it, so let's do it. Walk me in. Sold to Eric. Thank you very much. Two points. Oh, I didn't know they made a Super Troopers 2. Well, Nick promoted a lot of rooster teeth. Are you going to go see Super Troopers 3 in the theaters? I think I interviewed them or something for Super Troopers 2. You did? Yeah. Super Troopers 3 on the board. One. Jeff the one. Two. Gavin with two. Two going once. Two going twice. Sold to Gavin at two points. It is unfortunate when the sequel number is larger than the point total. It sells tough. That being said, I think appropriately priced. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think that's fair. Next up, Ice Cream Man. Eli Roth horror movie. What is happening with all of these horror movies?
[0:56:39] Unidentified: What is going on? Big horror summer. It's almost like people feel uncomfortable in the world today. About what? Is this like... Who could say? Weird. One. I think Gavin already grabbed it at one. Yeah. Oh, he did? Mm-hmm. Didn't hear it. Gavin with one. Going once. Gavin with one. No. No. Going twice. Sold to Gavin with one point. Next film. Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. Gavin with one. Fucking movie, man. This is like the most like... What is it? It's almost like what? I think this is the one I'm thinking of where it's just like... Like Nepo Kids the movie? I'm not Googling teenage sex. Ever. It's a slasher for some reason. Oh, Sarah Sherman. This is a different movie than I was thinking of.
[0:57:40] Unidentified: Sarah Sherman movie? Yeah. One point? Somebody send one point for this? I think Gavin said one. Yeah, it's Gavin with one. Going once. Going twice. Sold to Gavin. Shit. Thank you. Played this wrong. I think Gavin has wrapped it up. I don't know. I feel pretty not confident now. Prime presents Perfect Pairings. What pairs with Reacher on Prime? Reaching for a sparkling punch delivered with Prime. It's an unbelievable feeling when you're enjoying a punch. At the same time Reacher is enjoying punching people. Wow, he's still punching people. Entertainment meets fast delivery. It's on Prime. The Rivals of Amzaya King. What the hell is that? The Matthew McConaughey movie.
[0:58:42] Unidentified: Amzaya? You said two, Andrew? I said two. Okay. Two points going once. Three.
[0:58:55] Nick: Who else is in this?
[0:58:57] Unidentified: Who do you need more than Matthew McConaughey? Or a lot of people. Oh, I've heard Russell Moore with Andrew. Four going once. Four going twice. Good get for someone with seven points. Sold to me at four. Next up. Paw Patrol the Dino Movie. Six. Six for Eric. Seven. Motherfucker. Gavin with seven going once. Gavin with seven going twice. Oh, Nick with eight. Oh. Gavin's six. Nick with eight going once. Nine. Nick with eight going twice. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. That's... So wait, wait. Wait, did you say... Did you say nine, Gavin? Yeah. Okay. Ten. Gavin with nine going once. Nick said ten. Nick said ten. Nick with ten going once. Twelve. Oh, Gavin gets it.
[0:59:57] Unidentified: Gavin gets it.
[0:59:59] Nick: I think that's just the name of this episode.
[1:00:04] Unidentified: Next up. The end of Oak Street. One. Three. Six.
[1:00:10] Nick: Seven.
[1:00:11] Unidentified: Fuck. What's the end of Oak Street? What do I not know about that?
[1:00:15] Nick: It's the end of the street, fool. Just don't look it up.
[1:00:17] Unidentified: Nick with seven going once. Hang on. Look it up. Nick with seven going twice. Oak Street. You better answer, Gavin. Who's the... Nick with seven sold. Yay! Is that a good guess? Is that the movie I thought it was? What movie do you think it was? The one where the street moves? Yeah. Okay, yeah. I heard that it's a... I heard that it might be a tie-in to Cloverfield. Oh. That's all I've really heard about it. The trailer's interesting. Yeah. But like, I don't know that it's going to do like huge, but... They had it in a kid's movie, which I thought was odd. Yeah. I think our street... The magic faraway tree is next up for big. Jeff, Jeff, you grabbing this one or what? I'm gonna skip out on this one. Oh, this looks European. Whoa! Yuck. A lot of people in Europe. Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, we don't count any of their money here. Going once. All right.
[1:01:17] Unidentified: God, it looks so fucking European. It's disgusting. Going twice. Yuck. You take it. You have it. Disgusting. Europe's great. Sold to Gavin. One point. Ooh! Next up. Can you scroll up quick? It's Mutiny. One. One. Two. Two. Three. Eric says six. Eric really wants one more movie. He just wants to stick it to somebody, I think. He wants the Statham. He's going out with the Statham joint. Yep. What do you think? Gavin, do you want it for seven? If not, I got it. Is this in the Beekeeper universe? The VCU? The Beaverse? I don't believe so. Oh. The BKU. What's Cinematic? Eric for six? No, it's just the Beekeeper universe. Oh, okay. Yeah. Do I get it for six, Gavin, or what? Eric for six. Yeah, go for it. Okay. Thank you. Sold. I'm definitely going to go see that. I'm all in on the Statham shit. Next up is Spa Weekend. One.
[1:02:18] Unidentified: Three. What is four? Jeff just loves a Spa Weekend. Jeff thinks he's getting a Spa Weekend. It's a good cast. Spa Weekend going once. Four. Jeff with four going once. Oh, shit. Jeff with four going twice. Sold to Jeff. Ooh, Jeff. Good one. Four. Jeff, I'm just being supportive. I don't know what that is. I appreciate it. Yeah, I appreciate it. I'm not. Next up is Insidious. One. The Bleeding World. Don't worry. If you don't get this one, the next one is an Insidious movie that comes out the same day. Shut up. Shut up. Wait, what? Yeah. Insidious, The Bleeding World, and Thread, and Insidious Tale come out the same day. I'm saying three. Okay.
[1:03:15] Nick: Wait, did they change the title of this movie?
[1:03:19] Unidentified: It's two different movies. Three going once.
[1:03:20] Nick: Oh, but I looked it up and it says Insidious out of the further.
[1:03:23] Unidentified: Is that three Insidious movies? Maybe they did change the title. Just going to let Andrew get this, huh? Going twice. What did you say? You have 15 points. Yeah, you're the only one that can stop him. Yeah, scrub. Do stop him. Yeah, scrub. Sold to me at three. I own so much horror in the summer. Oh my God. You do. It's a very scary summer for Andrew. I've got a very spooky summer. Next up on the list. Still recovering from that scrub. Thread in Insidious Tale. I'm sorry. One. It was a little rough. Two. Andrew has no more points. Nick has five. Jeff has one. Gavin is 15. All right, three. Nick with two going twice. No, Gavin said three. Gavin with three going once. Going twice. Sold. Why'd I pay three for that? Three. Did you can? You scrubbed up. Scrub. Come on on Gianni film. What you got right there?
[1:04:24] Unidentified: Next up. Finding Emily. That's fucked up, Gavin. I didn't even finish the name before I, yeah. All right. You fucked up. You should have. You should have at least went for two on that one. Why is that? Because it's Emily. Finding Emily. Jeff. Jeff. My wife's name. You're sweeping. You swept in. You're acting like I wouldn't also want to find Emily if she was missing. No, please. By all means, find my wife. Maybe she's at the movie theater watching a movie with Meg that the other ones were invited to. Going twice. To Gavin with one. Sold to Gavin. One point. The dog's worse. Two. Oh, sorry, Jeff. I heard Jeff first. Well, he did. Nick said two. But then Nick said two. Oh, Nick said two? Okay. Nick with two. Go once. Going twice. Sold to Nick at two points.
[1:05:24] Unidentified: Way to go, Nick. Thank you. He's trying to get some extra shit. Next up. One. Next up is Cliffhanger. One. Two. I think Nick. Oh. Gavin with two. Three. Nick with three. That's all he's got. Oh, four. Nick with three. Go once. There you go. All right. Gavin with four. Yep. I tricked him.
[1:05:46] Nick: I got him. I got him to fight.
[1:05:49] Unidentified: He has seven points still. Next up. Coyote versus Acme. Two. Gavin, just say three and you got it. I don't know. I'm just kidding. Three. Nick with two. There you go. And Gavin has it locked in. No. One. You don't have to. You can just say. So he got it at three. Yeah. And then this last one. Gavin, you have four points. Fuck me. Let them bid. Go for it. Three. Here's idiots. What are the points we got? Jeff has one. Nick has three. Three. Gavin has four. Four. Yeah, buddy. There he goes. He figured it out. I just wanted to. I wanted a better point to money ratio. Yeah, no, you got it. It's a Gavin summer. Yep. This is. Look at these lists. It is the exact opposite. Gavin won last year off of two films. He essentially only owned two movies. I deliberately wanted to play slightly differently this time.
[1:06:49] Unidentified: Yeah, it's slightly. Definitely did. Slightly. Guys, that's the list. Nick will have three dollars that will go to his score. Jeff will have one. But we all zeroed out. The rest of us came in. How are you guys feeling about your list here? Not as good as Gavin.
[1:07:05] Nick: No.
[1:07:06] Unidentified: He got Spider-Man for 12. He did. He got Spider-Man for cheap. Here's the thing, though. We got those bonus stars. We do have the bonus stars. And we could all knock. We could knock 150 million off of Gavin's total. Yeah. Something to think about. That could erase Super Troopers 3, maybe. Eric Gustavo is on a Spielberg. Yeah. I feel good. It's a small list. But if Animal Farm and I want your sex, don't do the heavy lifting. Expect Mutiny to pick me up near the end. I think there's a good chance I like every movie on my list by the end of the summer. Same. That wouldn't win you shit. That's true. No, but I feel good about it. Great point, Gavin. You know what? That doesn't mean fucking shit, dude. He has integrity, though. Is that on the wheel? Liked all our movies? Liked all of our movies. Odyssey is a great get. Nick got Minions. Yeah, there's some great gets. Nick also got Masters of the Universe. That's true. Might be a steal. Jeff got a very cheap Moana and Supergo. He might be set, honestly. And Devil Wears Prada. I think Devil Wears Prada is going to be pretty good.
[1:08:07] Unidentified: It's positioned to be big. Yep. Absolutely. Well, there you have it, guys. It's a summer movie. It's been another auction. I'm very excited. Intense. See how this plays out. Now, Andrew. Andrew? Yes. When does it end? It ends the end of August. Well, I guess the last movie comes out end of August, so maybe we'll let it run until the end of September. Like, a movie that comes out on the last day of August or whatever has a chance. When is Labor Day? I have no idea. Labor Day is September 7th. That's interesting. What if we end it? What if the last day is Labor Day? Yeah. What if that's the end? I like that you asked the Canadian when Labor Day was. Well, I just figured he was kind of putting together a whole summer movie thing, and we're doing American box office, so he might have that in mind. He works. So, the most expensive film was Minions and Monsters at 51. Interesting. Yep. So, what do you think, Andrew? How about we do September 16th? September 16th. I like it. Was that Canadian Labor Day? Canadian Labor Day. Canadian Labor Day. September 16th.
[1:09:07] Unidentified: All right. I like it. Halfway through September is the end, and that's where we're going to do it. I'll put it in the calendar, and then we'll be good to go. Wow. I feel... What a draft. Very interesting. What an auction. I think Gavin really stole the show with UFC Freedom 250. Well, on Horizon Trump's birthday. And Young Washington. Oh, and Young Washington. The American... He's really... He's really adopted a country. Yeah. Really. Yeah. I can't wait to see how this plays out. Thank you guys so much. Once again, for playing. And I'm excited to see how the community does with all their things, how people react to this. Let us know. Who do you think is going to win based on this? Me, baby. You could do really well. Yeah. You could. Yeah, I know. I could come on first and win the whole fucking... You could also come in last. You could. We'll have to wait and find out. I don't think so. Until then, make sure to check out our Patreon. Patreon.com slash TheRegulationPod. Got all sorts of stuff. But what we don't have is Disclosure Day, which is apparently the day aliens become real. They're real.
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